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Fucks 2 Give Supply Subscription Options
Just Need 1 Fuck
$2.99/month
For when you can only muster up the energy for one, single, solitary fuck, and even that's pushing it. It’s your monthly badge of honor, a testament to the art of sheer indifference.
Support pak 3 Fucks
$7.99/month
Maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a select few you’d consider sparing a fuck for. Hand them out like gold because, in your world, they are. 3 New Fucks, once a month, because you’re choosy about where those fucks go
Manager Pak 9 Fucks
$12.99/month
Overseeing a mini-army, be it tantrum-throwing kids or adults behaving like kids? 9 of the same monthly designs to distribute because leadership in a fuck-depleted world requires resources.
Family Pak 12 Fucks
$17.99/month
Families, right? The ones you can't live with and can't...well, you know. Distribute these monthly reminders to keep things fucking civil and as a nudge that while you don’t have many fucks left, they might just get one.
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Therapist Pak 24 Fucks
$29.99/month
Maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a select few you’d consider sparing a fuck for. Hand them out like gold because, in your world, they are. 3 New Fucks, once a month, because you’re choosy about where those fucks go
Happy Fucker Pak 96 Fucks
$99.99/month
because sometimes, you need more than just a handful of fucks to conquer the world. With a whopping 96 fuck totems included, this package is your ticket to unlimited laughter, resilience, and pure unadulterated joy.
Plus a giant newly designed fuck with your name engraved on the back of it every month
For the champions of the "I've run out of fucks to give" philosophy,
this subscription service is an ode to you.
Never run out of fucks again.
Get your "Fucks 2 Give" Delivered Monthly
Our hope is to bring a little bit of happiness with our fucking creations while bringing awareness to the need to "Give a Fuck"
Starting at $2.99 a month (FREE FUCKING SHIPPING)
Every month, Mister Happy Fucker designs and manufactures a brand new fuck so you never get bored.
Here are just a few of the designs we've delivered in the past.
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Why The Fuck Not
"FYI & PSA"
"Blog"
by Mister Happy Fucker
Navigating the Next Year with a Pocketful of Fucks: Your Guide to Laughing Through Life's Bullshit!"
